Surprisingly I’m already good at this.
How do you tell your roommate
-you are an adult
-you need to clean up after yourself
-I can’t help you take every online test you have this semester
-your crush does not like you because you flirt so damn hard its unbearable
-sitting in silence is sometimes a good thing. A very good thing
-I have twice the workload and therefore don’t even want to hear about the parties that “everyone” on the hill attends
-your mardi gras beads are atrocious
-drunk you is not a good look. Control it
I probably sound like the bitchiest roommate of all time right now but blogging about these things is quite the stress reliever and much more productive than snapping and threatening to murder her. Anyways, in the mean time I clean to keep my sanity.